Distributor Presentation

Just posting my progress so far in a presentation style, there is not even on square corner in this design so far, it is a nightmare to design, I have no clue how we are going to make it.

What I am working on right now.....

This sucks....

Ryan

First new Design

Well I just finished my first design at the new job, I have been working here for about 5 weeks but up to now I have just been working on fixing old problems. This is basically a rest platform that connects two ladders on a grain elevator, these are required by almost every safety authority for fixed ladders.

Check it out.

Escalator Issues

I have been to a lot of sporting events in my day and the one constant is that stadium escalators to the upper levels (where I usually sit) go up when all of the people are going to their seats and go down when people are leaving their seats. This is to increase escalator throughput and because it just makes sense. Well it sure doesn't make sense to this woman who tries to defy the laws of physics and walk up an escalator that is going down, which would definitely be easier if the escalator wasn't full of people. What I envision as a huge personal victory for the woman...she made it!!!

By the way, escalator banks are almost always accompanied by stairs or elevators close by, which would be much less fun to watch.

The new Borat movie

So Sascha Baron Cohen is back as Bruno, the fun loving gay Austrian who likes to freak out straight people.... I honestly think that this will be better than Borat. Here is the NSFW trailer....I watched it at work...I am at work right now....I shouldn't be writing on my blog...

Locked in a car.

Are people getting more stupid or just less smart?

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana."My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said."Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

This reminds me of a hilarious Family Guy clip.....



Source Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car